4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

(via witchchad)

Every time an 18 yr old uses an iphone app to put glitter on a photo of their Xanax, my life is shortened by 30 days

(Source: lmfao-shots-shots-shots-shots, via blastortoise-chan)

notes
date
22-09-2014

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

(Source: reddiemercury, via compassfox)

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain, via happiest)

thecutestofthecute:

thecutestofthecute:

Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max!

To make things clear, I do not know what exactly happened to Max or Maxes blog. They just vanished out of nowhere. I wish i had clarity about Max and his blog just as much as you do. If anyone has the slightest clue about what might have happened to max and his blog please message me so i can try to clear things up. Thank you.

monobeartheater:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

whitest kids u know arent even close to fucking around

(via queer-sexual)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via meatloves)

rainbow-heichou:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me

here’s a better depiction 

try this, actually

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you think you’re gonna win this

Oh I don’t think. I know

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petition to dub this post the cutest thing ever

(via whoreificvevo)

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

(Source: hellanaw, via humoristics)

bewareofmpreg:

rest in fucking pieces

(via milesjai)

notes
date
21-09-2014

simsgonewrong:

Okay, so since I don’t have my own picture to accompany this story I uploaded one that best fits. However, this is something that happened years ago that to this day, I will never forget. My sims were out on a date and since they had babies (twin boys) they had hired a baby sitter. Well as I am on the date I decided to check back in with the sitter and the boys and LITERALLY AS I FUCKING CLICK ON ONE OF THE BOYS AND GO TO VIEW THE HOUSE I SEE THE BITCH PICK UP MY BABIES AND JUST WALK OFF THE LOT. Since it was an open world, I continued to watch as she took them to the fucking ocean and I fucking shit you not she puts the twins in the water and then they just disappeared. The parents returned and had no reaction whatsoever, they even paid the fucking sitter. The part that sucked: they were never removed from my house list. If I clicked on one of the boys, THE GAME TOOK ME TO THE GOD DAMMED OCEAN TO SEE NOTHING BUT FUCKING WATER. 

I will never live this down and upon finding your URL, I felt the need to share this with you all.

voodouqueen:

cosbyykidd:

This has me weak bruh

Oh my GOD YALL CHILDISH

(via blastortoise-chan)

notes
date
21-09-2014

supersmashkev:

theogblackjesus:

theogblackjesus:

boy dis a nightmare I never wanna have. Just look at everybody face

this a hate crime

LMAO

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

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95
date
21-09-2014